how about we just pretend that never happened. yup.
Ever wonder what a bear does when it finds an old couch?
They just chill.
i love bears so much ok
BEARS.
ON A FUCKING COUCH.
#BECAUSE BEARS DON’T CARE
Dear Internet, THESE ARE MY FEELINGS
coming soon: murderous rage.
umm. ok. well.
that cool thing your body does where it can respond less and less to a stimulus with repeated exposure
friend-making strategy #6: lie in wait patiently, then pounce repeatedly until they submit.
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
Goodness.
i need to develop manners, possibly?
(via conclusiveevidence)
when i’m good, i’m good.
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON’T DANCE
AND IF THEY DON’T DANCE
WELL THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
#LOOK INTERNET #I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW OK #AND MY FEELINGS ARE CALLED BEARS #BEARS #FOREVER
(via twoblondesonetub)
how i make friends. surprisingly people still deign to be near me after all this.
(via magicmotherfuckers)
